This may look like English at first, but it’s Dunglish. Since it’s aimed at the Dutch market and was brought to my attention as ‘weird’, I felt compelled to point out a few things:
– It has short sentences that just don’t work in English.
– The second and third sentence are not really linked, a problem known in Dunglish as ‘the missing link’.
I could go on, but I’ll let you do that. I also feel like I’m back in the 1970s, but in a bad way.
They are cute!