UPDATE: The television jingle goes “Congratulations, met je occasion, want een betere (something) vind je niet” (or something like that).
“Congratulations, with your used car, ’cause you won’t find a better one anywhere else.”
The big deal is besides the nasty Dunglish jingle and the happy smiling sales people the Dutch just don’t have local advertising on national television the way you would see in the US or Canada. Advertising is usually done by multinationals and this guy’s been going strong on prime time television for at least two weeks! He gets points for that from me.