Very clogged up
These nasty sentences were taken from those travel tips I posted a while ago. Well, I kept some for a rainy day, so here they are. This ‘guide’ was actually co-sponsored by an alcoholic beverage company and a condom company. They must have translated it after a few too many.
Translation: “I feel bloated and sick, and I pray to God it’s from the booze.”
Wrap-this-up-and-throw-it-out! Play find all the mistakes.
Yes it does? No comprendo! And if you have sex with a condom instead of using one, youâ€™re a weirdo.
Now? Did it swim away? I know, it snuck out of the youth hostel down to the bar and ordered some brewskies! I censored the rest, as I could not get past ‘glans’.
August 15th, 2005 at 9:27 pm
Doing it with a condom? That sounds like a mistranslation of “ÑÐ¿Ð°Ñ‚ÑŒ Ñ Ð¾Ñ‚ÐºÑ€Ñ‹Ñ‚Ð¾Ð¹ Ñ„Ð¾Ñ€Ñ‚Ð¾Ñ‡ÐºÐ¾Ð¹” to me 😉
August 16th, 2005 at 6:18 pm
To sleep with a open window… I just know I’m missing the joke here 🙂
August 28th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
First, take off the condom. Otherwise danger of clogging it (the toilet). In which case size IS important.