Clash of the Titan
This website has a certain dislexic quality to it as well as its very own style of Dunglish. Letters tend to fall away like autumn leaves from trees, making some sentences look like graffiti. “Any form of republication”, “in counsulation with you” and “restrictly forbidden” can all be admired on the disclaimer page. The disclaimer also invites us to point out any mistakes, as they claim to have used “the most care and thought”. Don’t change a thing!
March 14th, 2005 at 12:20 pm
>> Letters tends to fall away like autumn leaves from trees
Looks like one of them fell right here into your own text. 😀
March 14th, 2005 at 12:32 pm
You’re right. More coffee and thanks!
March 14th, 2005 at 6:04 pm
We work rightaway, volgens afspraak, betrouwbaar en bieden onze klanten een goede service, ook na de oplevering
That is good om te weten!
March 14th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
“The disclaimer also invites us to point out any mistakes, as they claim to have use â€œthe most care and thought”.”
Do they claim to have or claim to use?
March 14th, 2005 at 6:31 pm
To have used, but they changed their site! Oh oh.
March 14th, 2005 at 6:34 pm
Oops, wrong site. Less coffee!
March 16th, 2005 at 7:10 am
“We can handle even the most complicated oders” — Dat is ook goed om te weten. Moeten ze even bij mij langskomen want er heerst een ingewikkelde geur rond het toilet.
March 16th, 2005 at 7:23 am
“Muff welding” (What We Do, page 2). This requires further explanation. It doesn’t sound at all safe, nor very pleasurable.
May 18th, 2005 at 1:09 pm
http://www.firmacuijpers.nl/images/knopgif/whatwedo_1.gif -> at least they got it right in the filename 🙂